Down But Not Defeated

I apologize profusely for those of you who had to read the putrid prose that my human posted yesterday in my abscene....YAWN!!!!!! is about all I can say for that boring attempt at a summation of the day's experiences for this canine. All things being human, I guess I must give her a little iota of credit for trying and for caring enough to keep all my adoring fans...yes, YOU...posted on my whereabouts.

I write this from the caged confines of my neurologists office...the other dogs are snoring...and the lhapsa ahpsa next to me is farting right along with her snores. Somehow, I managed to snag the doc's labtop so that I could get a little writing in...I may be drugged, bald, stapled and temporarily out of the race...but my, oh my...the brain in this dog just never stops going!

I am quite sleepy so I am going to make this short...I just wanted to assure everyone that I will continue to keep you posted on my adventures or misadventures as they sometimes turn out.

Oh...and really...this is a plea for anybody and anyone to send me lots of treats...I'll take any kind of meat, bean, vegetable, tofu or holistic treat that is out there. ANYTHING!!! Can you believe that my human came to visit me today and she had the audacity not to bring me one single little treat?!?!?! She didn't even offer me the lick of the lone gum wrappers wadded up at the bottom of her purse...and she wondered why I wouldn't give her any licks. I give her a tail wag...and in return...NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yay...I get to bust out of this prison...I mean lovely animal hospital...tomorrow and make my way back home to my humble abode where I will squeak all my toys and lick all my bones.

This dog is going to go sleep tight, right without putting up a fight. Good night and no fleas to you all out there.