General Gripe

I sit at home all day...well, sleep in real oblivion...and can you believe the nerve of my human to come home, not only late...but smelling of other canines?? I swear, she walked in that door last night and she reeked...of greasy-haired, mangy mutts! Why doesn't she have the decency to at least change clothes or take a shower so that I don't suspect that she is canine-cheating on me?

I am the most loveable of a love bug dog that ever did exist...and yet she has to go and get her pets, licks and snuggles in elsewhere? I swear!! Tomorrow, I am posting an add for a new human. I wonder if they have a website for that...oh my, that would be another great addition to my multi-million dollar empire...not only will I have my record label and my musical career...but I'll make tons 'o treats as my own dot-com enterprise!