Explanation of Canine Complexities...

My human recently clued me into the fact that a select number of my adoring fans...two to be exact...have been attempting to analyze my words and my stories. Please...stop yourself...before you get upset...and let me explain my canine complexities and insightfulness.

Most days, my insights are as deep as a puddle...of my own pee. So, some days they are much deeper than other days...it depends purely on how much I drain from my water bowl or how many salty bones I have been chewing on. Please remember that I ate nonstop on my road trip...I did not drink non-stop...so my insights were not all that deep.

Secondly, you must never ever attempt to analyze a canine. I'm not saying that we are like the female variety of the human species...we are not that moody or unpredictable or downright wound. But, we canines do like to do things our way without any explanation. Some days I feel like sniffing rocks, somedays I feel like chasing school buses and somedays I feel like licking my paws....but I don't like to do all of those things all of the time. So, if you think you are reading a deeper meaning in something posted on my blog...well, chances are you are wrong.

Approach this blog and my spiffy spouts with a clear and open mind...a mind void of thought...and a belly full of food. It is about enjoying and being completely captivated with your favorite canine...that would be ME in case you lost sight of the reason for this!

Ok, must go rest my legs...my human has started me on a new schedule of taking long walks in the morning. I love it...fresh smells, everything covered with dew and not doo...and plenty of kids to bite at their ankles!