My New Favorite Song

Stolen from the Girl Scouts...and sung in horror of the puppy dog path o' poo that Crystal is headed down...


I know a weenie man
He owns a weenie stand
He sells most anything from hot dogs to ham
One day I'll join his life
I'll be his weenie wife
Hot dog! I love that weenie man

I married the weenie man
We moved to Weenie Land
We had to weenie kids who blew up the cat, POP!
They went to weenie jail
We paid a weenie bail
Hot dog! Those weenie kids are bad!
Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie....

And my human's contribution to the weenie song in honor of one cute weenie dog...

They bought a weenie dog
He was a weenie hog
He bit the weenie man right where it hurt. YAY!
Weenie dog ran away
Happiest that-a-way
Hot dog! That weenie dog is smart!